Packages

The doorbell rings and I walk to the door. I slowly open the door and peek through the crack. Once again we received a package of a whole human. We get these packages often, like almost every two weeks. We get them often because they only last about two weeks, maybe not even. When we get these humans they are very helpful. The humans can cut the grass, wash the dishes, sweep and mop the floors and many other things. These humans are very smart and they know how to do almost everything. The last human we had before this one, would fix or clean anything that it seen was wrong or messed up. When the humans are close to dying, they start to do everything very slowly. As soon as they shut down we let the body rest for at least three days. After the body is rested, we put it over a fire pit. After it is nice and toasted we have dinner.